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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult? A torn ACL"

"""Penguins mate for life. Isn't that romantic?"" You open your mouth to answer but I spit my chewed up cake into it. ""You're my penguin."""

"my life thats it thats the joke"

"Sean Spicer said the inauguration had the ""largest audience ever."" Then he took it back because your mother left."

"Donald Trump's bid for the presidency. [See: username]"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U... Because U keep reposting this joke."

"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."

"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"

"What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk? *Legen-dairy*"

"Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I'd peak out my window for that."