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Joke of the Day
"The only ""b"" word a girl should be called is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
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"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken."
"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"Jesus walks into a bar, puts three nails on the counter, and says to the barkeep ... ""Hey, could you put me up for the night?"""
"Confucius say... Man who go to bed with sex in mind, wake up with solution in hand."
"*comes into work with black eye* oh please I'm fine guys! But you shoulda seen the other guy. He was a cabinet door that i walked into"
"A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."
"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""
"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."