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Joke of the Day
"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."
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"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning."
"I was having sex with my girlfriend... ... and I said to her, ""Woman, you've got no tits and your pussy is too tight."" She grunted,""Get off my back."""
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"
"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."
"In Harry Potter, a scar on your forehead means you're a hero. In real life, a scar on your forehead means you got drunk & lack coordination."
"Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
"Why did everyone invite mushroom to the party? Because he's a fungi."