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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new French Flag? It's a white cross on top of a white background."
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"On a date, she said ""You smell nice. What have you got on?"" ""I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."""
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip!"""
"I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?"
"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."
"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."
"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""
"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"
"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."
"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."