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Joke of the Day
"A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? To make them happy before they die"
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"Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now."
"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"
"Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet."
"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"
"What do you call a bodyless person, without a nose? Nobody Nose."
"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"
"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"
"The reason I hate my girlfriend a vegan She doesn't like to eat meat if you know what I mean."