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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
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"Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet."
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots"
"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""
"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."
"I'm a triple threat. My singing, dancing, and acting are all threateningly terrible."
"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"
"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"
"Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was"
"How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas? In Kangarunes."