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Joke of the Day

"I am religious. I religiously avoid church."

"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"

"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."

"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."

"A young boy walked up to his father and asked, ""Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"" The father thought for a moment. ""Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."""

"Do you or anyone you know regularly kill it on the web with net posts? You may be entitled to a false sense of self worth"

"What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"How do you get a nun pregnant ? Fuck her."

"I have the confidence of a bald headed eagle, and the shy modesty of his distant relative the combover falcon."

"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."