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Joke of the Day
"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"
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"Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."
"3 types of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world"
"Assholes are like opinions Everyone has one, and they all stink"
"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"
"What's a vampire's favorite fruit. Neck-tarine"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is very large and heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter."
"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."
"my gang colors are taupe and beige"
"""Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian"" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process"