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Joke of the Day
"I know what piece of currency Harriet Tubman should be on a .60 cent coin"
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"Hey airplane designers, why don't the people who pick the number of windows talk to the people who pick the number of rows?"
"Did you hear about the starving horse? He was so hungry, he ate himself"
"What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!"
"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"
"People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks."
"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""
"2 men knock on an Essex girls door. ""Hello love how would you like double glazing?"",they ask. ""Oh go on then"", she replies falling to her knees, ""just not in my eyes"""
"My sex life is like my personal record for the number of days I've been alive I beat it every day"
"You're mother is so stupid... ... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!"