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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard."

"What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food? a weeafood"

"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."

"video games are cool because they allow a diversity of themes. whether the old west, Mars or Middle Ages, u can go there and shoot a dude"

"Scientists just discovered a contraceptive better than a condom It's called your face"

"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"My girlfriend treats me like God... She shouts my name while fucking other guys"