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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11? One is a part-time job the other an inside"

"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"

"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."

"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border!"

"Me: Close your eyes. Give me your hand, darling. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you unders... Dr:(removes stethoscope) Really? Everytime?"

"How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? If there isn't a reaction."

"So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"Whats the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when it hits the windshield? Its ass."

"This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?"

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."