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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs is both the same."

"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""

"How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars."

"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips."

"Ad: You like to save money, right? Me (thinking): dear god, they've read my diary"

"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."

"Trump would be an amazing dentist He is against anything that's not white and straight."

"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."