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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money furs and diamonds."
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"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."
"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"
"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."
"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."
"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."
"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."
"If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?"
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"