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Joke of the Day

"Multiple reports claiming Sting has been kidnapped The Police still have no lead."

"I get my best showering ideas when I'm writing jokes."

"For 30 minutes after my first cup if coffee I love everybody. If I could bottle that feeling we could fix the world."

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"

"How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving."

"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""

"You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people."

"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face."

"The Government Don't lie.. Don't cheat. Dont steal. Don't sell drugs. Don't kill. The Government Hates Competition"