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Joke of the Day

"Children are our greatest natural resource. I pray it doesn't come to that. --heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name."

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"Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes? Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
"Dad: Do you know Dop Ted? Son: What's Dop Ted? Dad: You are! Son: Good one, Dad! Dad: I'm not your dad! \_()_/ "
"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""
"[NSFW] Dad, I am a lesbian 1st Daughter:""Dad, I am a lesbian"" Dad; ""Oh okay!"" 2nd Daughter: ""I'm a lesbian too..."" Dad: ""Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"" Son: ""I do."""
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."
"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."
"What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."