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Joke of the Day

"[Day after Xmas] 7am: I am detoxing today, only fruit and liquids for me 9am: There are worse things than eating 14 cookies for breakfast"

"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."

"Why was the cake lonely? Because he was deserted by his friends"

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."

"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."

"Two mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"

"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."

"Dollar Tree pregnancy tests. For when you only want to be 35% sure."

"As a professional musician I can trick any girls heart I play the organ."