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Joke of the Day
"same sex I have the same sex with my wife every month.."
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"Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!"
"the easiest way to escape a conversation is to interrupt the other person and say ""this conversation is going great"" every few seconds"
"What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night? His last name."
"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"
"I just flushed a stink bug down the toilet along with the dump. Who's the stink bug now, Bitch?"
"My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed."