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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."
Next Joke
"A baguette up the butt is a real pain in the ass."
"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."
"Pantibros before pantihose?"
"When the only light in your world is suddenly gone ...it's time to recharge your phone."
"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"
"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"
"_____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!"
"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."