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Joke of the Day

"What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers? The Samsung Note 7"

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"what did the angry German man say when he was asked to count to 10? NEIN!!!"
"so a singularity is something with no mass and infinite density... ...basically describing donald trump's brain."
"What did one cheese say to the other? I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!"
"Procrastinating?! Don't even get me started!"
"2 men walked into a bar And their head hit first."
"Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'"
"The Lakers"
"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""
"Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads"