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Joke of the Day

"If I can't find any cheese this sandwich will be toast!"

"Pull my finger Pffft"

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there."

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"

"Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept."

"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."

"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"