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Joke of the Day
"If I can't find any cheese this sandwich will be toast!"
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"I was chatting up this woman. I said, ""You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum."" ""Aww,"" she smiled, ""Can you?"" I said, ""Of course, I'll drive us to the cemetery tomorrow."""
"Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)"
"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."
"My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!"
"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight."
"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."
"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool."
"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""