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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
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"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"
"VA Nurse joke What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet? * A bullet can draw blood * A bullet can be fired * A bullet can only kill one person"
"The Sun is similar to Beer Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Beer rises in yeast and sets in the waist ."
"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."
"Hitler was quite thirsty... i hear he downed 6 million gallons of jewce"
"So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened... It just didn't make scents."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking."
"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."
"Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall"