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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
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"What comes after 69? mouthwash."
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"I don't understand why my coworkers always complain when I microwave my favorite meal: curry salmon stuffed with burnt popcorn."
"True Fact: If you write a suicide note that rhymes, it also works as a country-western song."
"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."