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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever have to fart But end up shitting in your sisters mouth?"
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"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"
"I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?"
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."
"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"
"As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl."
"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"
"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... ...so I said, ""That's a big word for a seven-year-old"""
"What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are."