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Joke of the Day

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""

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"A joke about pi? Nah this joke just goes on forever -------------------"
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"If the opposite of pro is con... Wouldn't the opposite of progress be the congress?"
"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"
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