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Joke of the Day
"Why did Wolverine stop checking his e-mail? He kept forgetting his Logan and password."
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"What do you call a blind buck? No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear."
"It's always a little disconcerting how before you trust them with your life every airline checks you in using computers running Windows 95."
"Women have always been selfish, even when they were created. They had to have 2 x-chromosomes not 1."
"I'm writing a television series which involves everyone smoking dope. It's a mellow drama."
"Coffee- LET'S DO THIS SHIT Weed- Don't be ridiculous"
"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"
"*Jesus drinking at a bar* *jesus orders another drink* ""jesus you're too drunk I can't give you anymore"" Kan I jst haev a water? ""nice try"""
"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"
"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."