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Joke of the Day
"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"
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"Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It""."
"[out to eat with in-laws] Me: Waiter, your cheapest bottle of champagne Wife: Hey these are my parents Me: Waiter, 4 glasses of tap water"
"I stayed at a hotel in Silicon Valley last night... The amenities were great. They even gave me a complementary metal-oxide-semiconductor."
"Skrillex used to play string instruments in the orchestra, until he dropped the bass."
"Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me."
"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"
"What do you call a pig on a leash? Pulled Pork"
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges."