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Joke of the Day

"I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%."

"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"

"What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common? Both think the shorter the better."

"Why did God make farts smell? So that deaf people could enjoy them too."

"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"

"I wrote a theatrical performance on puns Really, it was just a play on words."

"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he ain't commin"

"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."

"I felt I was overcharged by a prostitute, so I cut off the end of her foot.... ... When I was finally arrested, they charged me with Grand Theft Whore Toe"