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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler"
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"Urgent!!!! hey! I'm sending this message via internet explorer so it might be slow... but quick! There is a plane heading for the twin towers! call somebody before it is too"
"I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool She could never keep her pupils under control."
"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"
"Portland is on fire and the nearest Trump voter is 300 miles away. Democrats have a terrible ground game."
"My wife said she wanted to die naturally. So I shot her and she died, naturally."
"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."
"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."