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Joke of the Day

"Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have? Because no matter the sport, he would always play write"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."

"What's black and white and red all over? An emo kid with a razor."

"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."

"Cannibals like to meat people."

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."

"You can never trust an atom... they make up everything."

"As a miner, it's hard being on Jokes. I never seem to strike gold on this Subreddit."

"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."