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Joke of the Day

"Musicians... cant seem to get of the [sofa](http://imgur.com/xUunghQ)"

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."

"Ladies, are you having wine? Don't be shy. Let us know about it on all of your social media websites."

"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"

"Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, ""What do you think it'll be like?"" The other student shrugs and says, ""Remains to be seen""."

"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."

"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."

"Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou."

"What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo"