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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when Donald Trump rides a camel? A trump on a hump"

"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"

"What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand? A mad lib..."

"My wife's late for work because I unplugged her alarm so I could charge my phone. She's mad, but at least I can tell you guys about it."

"What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"

"I'm so good at sleeping... I can do it with my eyes closed."

"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."

"So I asked my friend what ADHD was... He told me ""It's was like a better quality version of."""

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf"