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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an expert that studies sign language? A signtist!"

"People who replace ""Christ"" with ""X"" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about."

"I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook.. I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography."

"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."

"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"

"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"What do you call a plumb in a frock? A damson in this dress."

"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."