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Joke of the Day

"FOUR stages of girl & boy relation! 1. hand in hand. 2. that in hand. 3. hand in that. 4. that in that."

"Go ahead, make up your own joke and think of it fondly as you read this."

"The movie ""Noah"" comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise."

"Humour is what separates us from the animals. And the feminists."

"lets play cops & robbers! ok! i'll be robber! i'll be cop! *robber hides* *cop just starts wrestling all the black kids in the neigborhood*"

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"*Refuses to go to the gym Adds resistance training to workout list."

"A vampire walks into a bar and asks for for a cup of boiling water The bartender says to the vampire dont vampiers drink blood? the vampire pulls out a used tampon and say yes im making tea!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a Table. And a Chair."