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Joke of the Day
"Whats an African-American's favorite fare? Welfare."
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"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """
"The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!"""
"Why is hockey the bloodiest sport? It has three periods."
"Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit"
"difference between a crow and a raven one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion"
"So a baby seal walks into a club"
"[at funeral] Me: ""I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice"" Widow: ""please no.... Me: ""you have my gondolances"""
"Tie Me Up... One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. ""Tie me up,"" she purred, ""and you can do anything you want."" So he tied her up and went golfing."
"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"