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Joke of the Day

"Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park but BETTER to park meat in girl"

"How does Hillary Clinton clean her glasses? By deleting the mainframe."

"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"

"What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the uc Dynasty."

"Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher."

"What do you call a blind German? A 'not-see'."

"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel"

"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"

"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"

"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."