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Joke of the Day
"Marriage Joke The title is the joke. Come on guys. -.-"
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"A man goes to the Doctor. A man makes an appointment with his Doctor. Says ""Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"" The Doctor says ""What are you taking for it?"" Man replies ""Pollen"""
"[office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?"
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"
"I'm against protesting... But I don't know how to show it."
"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"
"What is the poorest tree in the forest? The burr-oak tree."
"How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer? ...you put the duck in the microwave on high until it's Bill Withers."
"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."