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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together."
Next Joke
"wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties"
"Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse"
"This wrinkle cream made my balls look like some weird balloon animal."
"All women really want is to be treated like you treat your iPhone."
"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."
"Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks."
"Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter? Swarm."
"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."
"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"