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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy Christmas Jokes? Does any one know any really cheesy but actually really funny christmas jokes? short ones as they are easier to send? struggling to think of any myself"

"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."

"I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. (Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)"

"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."

"I think Marco Rubio has spine issues. Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO"

"A guy noticed his friend was late for work... ""Where have you been?"" he asked. ""To my mother-in-law's burial."" ""Then why the scratches on your face?"" ""She kept resisting, that old fart."""

"All new Hell's Kitchen tonight. Going to get into the spirit by hanging out in the kitchen and scream at my wife while she cooks dinner."

"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"

"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"