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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you leave the UAE? Dubai-bye!"
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"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"
"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"
"Reddit has 10 types of people. The type that analyze something before they comment and the type that take something at surface value and comment."
"Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much"
"The population of Hidden Valley must be nothing but chubby sorority girls on their periods."
"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."
"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""
"Sorry you didn't win Best Picture, ""Mad Max: Fury Road,"" but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for ""Best Documentary."""
"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."