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"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"
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"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"
"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"Your shirt is a little small. No, I am to big."
"What medical condition are Clinton supporters currently experiencing? Tendienitis"
"Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"
"I tried to make the earthquake drill realistic by throwing glass shards and screaming ""You fuckers are dead."" I'm no longer safety captain."
"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way, you get your dog back."""
"Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early."