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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"
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"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches."
"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."
"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."
"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""
"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."
"How do you say Vaseline in German? Vienerslidein"
"Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere."
"I love campfire smoke so much ... it brings tears to my eyes."