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Joke of the Day

"ok i made up the BEST nickname for Cocaine EVARRRRR. Yall ready? check this out: ""Columbian FunDip"" ..... I know, awesome."

"In ""Captain Sully"", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly a plane on to the Hudson River That was falling with style"

"Why does Donald Trump take Zanax? For Hispanic attacks."

"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"

"Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!"

"- I'm your son's teacher and I'm calling to tell you that he may be a compulsive liar. - And a damn good one. I don't have any sons."

"What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement? ""I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."""

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"

"Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering"