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Joke of the Day
"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."
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"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"What's the difference between Joan Rivers' face and Kate Upton's tits? 5000 views"
"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out."
"What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!"
"My girlfriend steals all the blankets in her sleep and I wake up cold, next to an adorable linen burrito."
"What did Captain Picard call his poop? Captain's log"
"Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?"
"I'm living in a rough neighbourhood... Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out! It just goes from Bad to Worse"
"How do you catch an elephant? Dig a hole, line it with peas and fill it with ashes. That way when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole."