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Joke of the Day
"Someone's only cute till they leave one of your texts on read."
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"2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists. 2) Hypocrites"
"What's better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ."
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"
"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"
"*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* ""are you expecting a child?"" ""no thats from all the beer"""
"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""
"I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs."
"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being confused with feminists."