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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza? ""A large pizza can feed a family of four"""

"Winter... The only time of year when 8-12 inches is used to describe something white. (Up North)"

"Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"

"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."

"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."

"A cunt. What do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?"

"God, Clark Gable's performance in ""Gone With the Wind"" sucked... ...It's like he didn't even give a damn."

"I'm gonna make you .org until you .com everywhere."

"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."