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Joke of the Day

"Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X She's gone bro."

"Why do some women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that have been buried there."

"Wife's been out of town 96 hrs now & everything's gone to hell. We're all wearing patio furniture tarps & worshiping a boar head on a stick."

"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"

"ESA to release second probe ""SHIO"" to 67P The ""Philae-Shio"" team will be sucking in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination."

"The fact that you can feel sad, then listen to a song and feel better proves that feelings are stupid."

"I tried to add 1 + 1 But it was two complicated for me."

"*pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I'll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*"

"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."

"Game of Thrones The only porn you DO watch for the plot"