184699
Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."
Next Joke
"Woke up late, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my fucking car!"
"Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!"
"Do you know the most popular place in town? The cemetery; people are just dying to get in"
"""This tweet isn't funny yet. Welp, better remove all the commas and capital letters! Ah, PERFECTION!"" --me"
"What's the difference between a mosque and a school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm."
"What do you call a fat person with Tally marks on their stomach? A tally tubby."
"What do gender studies graduates commonly say? ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"What kind of music do sponges listen to? Raggaeneration."