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Joke of the Day

"Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!"

"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""

"How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!"

"What would you call a restaurant for anorexics? The Empty Plate..."

"Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? Because they're ear-rash-ional."

"Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them ""Get out. We don't serve your type here."""

"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"

"With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially."

"Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either."

"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"