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Joke of the Day
"What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat."
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"What does one strawberry say to the other? ""Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"""
"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."
"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."
"Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it."
"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."
"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""
"*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again."
"What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !"
"Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning"