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Joke of the Day

"What does one strawberry say to the other? ""Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"""

"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"

"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."

"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"

"Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes."

"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."

"Cat lovers Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neighbor award."

"Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down your girlfriend's throat."

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"