184335
Joke of the Day
"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"
Next Joke
"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""
"What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence."
"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"
"What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer."
"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"
"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."
"my wife finally agreed to a threesome, on the condition that she picks the girl i replied ""nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"""
"Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards? They like the part where the prostitute pays them"
"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside."